Why do guys kiss so fast?

So me and the roomie were having a discussion. It is this new breed of dudes that are mad quick to jump to the kiss line.

Like, if the chick don't meet you like half way, then its probably not a good idea to go in.

And then. For the dudes that go in for it...was there some kind of sign given? A wink, a long stare? Please tell me so I can practice not doing them.

hate, hate, hate

I freaking hate people who freaking are in a group and they have a clear side conversation that only those dummies know what the heck they are talking about. That shit is so annoying..

lol.....shut up paris b/c yeah we do it, but we made that shit look good!

I don't mind some hate

Its time for the hate thing of the day.
Well, at first I was thinking that I say week, but I find these days that numerous things piss me off!

And now I have upgraded in things.
1. Caller Tones: I hate to call someone and as I wait I have to hear 'Please enjoy this music while you wait'. And it seems like the people that have them let their phones ring forever. By the time they answer the phone I'm mad and don't even want to talk anymore! I secretly want to hang up in peoples ear but I think that's rude.

2. I really hate dudes all up in my grill! Its like dude, I just met you B. And I'm just on chill mode right now, nothing serious.But dudes are falling in love.

Classy Lady

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I agree with the comment that I don't know where to begin, from her her or down to those white sandles

Christina Milian

I thought this dude I used to mess with was hyping Milian all up.

I mean, she's cute, but he was like low-key in love with her.

Now, I just saw some pics of her on MTO posing for King Magazine.

I'm definitly at the store, today to get that. This girl is bad for no reason!

I may have a lil' crush on her...lol

Dru Hill Reunited

Now when I saw Sisqo Miami Internation last year, I thought he looked...well, in a nice way, he didn't look like the famous "Thong Song" dancing, backflip doing singer I remember from middle school.

Mediatakeout.com reported the other day that they are back together, reunited actually.

Do they look extra pretty or is it just me?

"Brand New" Trey Songz

This dude is something serious, I must confess once again.

I'm loving him behind the ever so popular autotune.

"Let's just tear our clothes off"

Oh...and I'm so loving the look. SMH. I thought with the low cut he was moving away from the whole thug look. He did for a minute with the sweaters and suits he was wearing.

The white t and the jeans are perfect as well though ;)

Oh man, I am so looking forward to his 3rd album (yahhhhh) "Ready" this summer. Let's just hope it doesn't get pushed back any!

So many things to look forward to this summer and this I know this album is ipod ready for transport.

40 Million Dollars!!

Madea Goes to Jail racked up a crazy$40 milli this past weekend! Easy!
That's crazy. And I still haven't seen it. I heard it was pretty funny, and I'm syre its true...

CB's Apology

I just heard on thr radio that Chris Brown is really trying to apologize to Ri Ri. Her birthday was the other day on the 20th and she had this private low-key bash.

CB bought her a diamond necklace and bracelet.

I guess that's a good apology.

They even said he called her and they had a very emotional conversation.

I rally don't know how I feel about him going to jail. That's crazy.
But if it was just some ordinary Ray-Ray would that make the situation any easier?

Ok. So tonight I hear probably the saddest story I have ever heard.

This girl was having drunkin sex with this guy and she literally broke his penis.

Well, technically, he broke his penis. He 'was totally off'

The situation went from bad to worse after a cold shower and a bag of ice didn't help the swellege...

They then had to make that embarassing trip to the hospital. Zmy first question was how do you explain what happened to the doctors and nurses....hmm

I bet that was a story to tell back in the break room.

I had to be the bearer to my good friend. He has to think of her every waking moment because he has to suffer through the pain if a broken penis. This dude can't do anything with his little man for long, agonizing months...

And they were friends.

I would like to take this opportunity to say drunkin sex can lead to serious and dangerous side effects. It is not something for the inexperienced.

The question was asked to her if this was her first penis breaking experience...this was her first. It was then that her nickname 'Breaker' was born.

It would be difficult to know that some guy is in longlasting pain due to what we were doing...thats crazy!!

What's your sex number?

So, I was at work the other day, and because it was so slow behind the bar, I got the thinking about how much sex was a major part of my life.

Everything was so chill when I was getting it in. I was so relaxed, not too many problems. The life. Anyways, a question popped in my head. I was thinking how much do I absolutly love sex.

On a scale of 1-10, I would rate my love for sex an 11.

Thats kind of scary because I don't want to sound like some kind of Nympho, because I'm clearly not. I don't have that major itch that won't go away...I just feel like there are not too many things that are better than mind blowing sex.

What's your sex number?

It doesn't even matter what kind of sex it is: Hello sex, first time sex, "I'm mad at you" sex, "haven't seen you in a while" sex, secret sex, doing your friends friend sex, "I'm just tryna see what that be like" sex...

I could probably go on for days, my point is that sex is great. I'm surprised that I have gone this long without it! I don't really think about it until someone brings it up.

And you know whats funny, people bring it up wayyy more than I thought. I don't mean like your friends, I mean strangers, co-workers...tv! OMG! The TV info-mercials are the worse. And so is my ipod.

I think my ipod is the worse. The songs that were all added truely represent the days when getting it in was a hobby. lol.

Pause

Do you know how many songs talk about sex? THE BEST KINDS

And another thing thats funny....everyone is having sex.

Think of this, the wierdest person you have seen today...They are probably about to go get in RIGHT NOW! lol...

I find that an interesting hobby. Not to think of people having sex, but to think that the people I see throughout the day have the possibility of living some of the craziest lives that even I couldn't imagine a human would live.

My point: Sex is a helluva drug yet I think I have that substance under control. I'm not BlackSnackMoanin' or nothing so I think I'm good for right now.

The Rapper

Whats funny about this poem is that I wrote it a couple of days ago (I'm posting this tues, not sunday). And today this dude made a major attempt to get back in.

I can't speak on how I will react as of yet because my mind is going in too many different ways.

What I do know is that he had a piece of me that broke off like an old umbilical cord (didn't know that was spelled that way)

Anyways...lol, enjoy

Today I thought about how you used to rap to me.

It was cute but I kept it real low key.

then I thought about if what you said was just a rap.

Just some more lines.

Just a few bars,

Maybe you were just spitting a couple of verses.

Maybe

I saved this in my drafts because I was going to add to it, but, damn. after today I think its fine the way it is for now.

Sexy Nelly

The news headline was about Ashanti and Nelly, but who really cares about her?!

Thanks to mto, some more sexiness has been added to my day. Once again: O.S.

is this racist?

hmm....









http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/30736racist_republican_leaning_ny_newspaper_puts_out_very_questionable_cartoon.html

Raz B is Being all that he can..well...be!

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Trey Songz

I'm thinking these pictures of when Trey performed at Love for Vday last week.

Mediatakeout's headline: "And he sticks a long stem rose down his pants" caught my attention! lol.

Then, somehow I find this pic of him...

I've never really commented on it before, but I love the low cute. The braids were sexy, but he put some "Umphhh" in sexy.

Two words, one acroynm: O.S.

TV One's 10 most eligiable black men in Hollywood

I'm gonna hit ya'll with the list first:

1. The Rock
2. Kanye West
3. Brandon T. Jackson
4. jamie foxx
5. vernon davis
6. terrell owens
7. hosea chanchez
8. chef brian hill
9. Hill Harper
10. Idris Elba

I don't know how I feel about this list. Just goes to show you that all the good ones are taken. Other than Jamie, Hill Harper, and well, thats it, the list is garbage.

TV One

TV One

Sanaa Lathan

I may be in love with her as well.

It's kind of weird because this guy always tells me I look like her. I don't see it, but she's bad in this pic.

Ashanti with the Beatles look

Once again, on MTO, I found this pic of Ashanti and her new hair do.

I think she looks like a Beetle's singer...but hey, who am I to judge.

Free Chris Brown!

Ok. So just like a lot of other people who use the computer, turn on the radio, or talk to other human beings, I am so sick of hearing about Chris Brown and Rhianna.

I mean, its old news by now, especially since neither one of them is talking and the media is just putting things out to get a story.

Well, CB himself did come out with a statement, according to mediatakeout.com:

February 15, 2009. Chris Brown has now put out his first "official" statement. Here it is:
Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds

And for the radio stations that are not playing his music....come on. Are you serious?! MTO also mentioned that on the island of Barbados, not one single radio station is playing Chris Brown.

February 15, 2009. Chris Brown has become a pariah in Rihanna's home country of Barbados. So much so that MediaTakeOut.com has learned that EVERY RADIO STATION on the island is boycotting Chris Brown's music.MediaTakeOut.com spoke with an insider at one of Barbados' most popular radio stations who explained, "No one is playing Chris Brown records in Barbados .... the ban will go on indefinitely."

First Phelps, now Brown. They need to leave CB alone for real. He messed up and the situation is getting worse with the media being all up in their grill.

I hope he gets the justice he deserves, but in the mean time, leave him alone.

Making the Band 4

The show started with a little recap from last season. Very emotional as they had an interview with Dawn and how she felt on the situation. She is so sad because music is like, her whole life! I extend my heart out to her but she'll do well!


Day 26 arrive in London at the hotel and are greated with a fire alarm that tells them they need to exit the building immediately.

"Why are you so calm, the building is burning down!"

The boys take a tour of London, and are clearly bored out of their minds.

They get on this Gianormus ferris wheel and begin to talk about Danity Kane.

I can't stand him because he thinks he knows everything and basically says that it couldn't be him.

They blame it on Aubrey and saying her posing nude was not a good look. "Right now, they're supposed to be millionaires".

Like I said before, Aubrey is making money after DK the best way she figured she knew how, so why knock her. Was she wrong for doing all that while still in the group? I haven't really decided yet.

I don't know whether I feel like it is her fault, but it is a shame that they were a top group and did not get the chance to experience all that they had in store.

Dawn is bad though, so much success.

I don't really care too much for Donnie. Not like that, but when Diddy said "You might not get another chance for a 2nd album" I was secretly excited. I mean...come on...."Spank me" thats wack....that's not for me.

Donnnie, Diddy said it himself "You're dream is in jeporady" sorry sucka.

Now, back to Dawn. The last time she saw Diddy, DK was pretty much over. She had a meeting with him for the first time since.

Diddy was in the studio. "girl take that ring off ya finger and follow me" the lyrics went something like that.

Dawn hasn't even talked to the rest of the girls yet. Shannon hasn't returned her calls. She says lawyers is getting in the mix. They don't really even know the reason for them breaking up, at least Dawn seems confused, "I don't know what happened". Poor girl. She doesn't want to be the snitch so she kinda hesitates when Diddy asks her for the girls numbers.

He just wants to know whats going on. Dawn said "if they not calling back, they not calling back". Diddy: "The show must go on"

ha ha!

Diddy wants to be the mediator, I mean. he got rid of the first 2 girls.

They do "need closer" as Diddy said.

Anyways. Back to Day 26 in London. They killed it. "Come with Me" is one of my favorite songs (boom cat).

Of course Willy took his shirt, not mad at him for that. "Crazy Love" is just that...Crazy!

It was a nice show. All the ladies were screamin their names! lol

OMG! "Co-Star" another hot joint and a great way to end the show!

I hope they all do well.

Q and wack Rob or whatever his name is are in the hotel later in the show and Rob said he feels like Aubrey and DWoods "Fed up their career".

"They should have put Danity Kane first" said Que.

They even made reference to Da Band and how they always fought and the chemistry wasn't there.

Is Danity Kane a more modern version of Da Band?

hmm....cliques within cliques. I don't know. Shame they are "dismantled. a platinum group with 2 number 1 records". Rob had something worth writing to say.

They boys are so scared for their future, and I sure hope they stay on top.

"Danity Kane didn't last so what category do youthink they putting Day 26 in?

Reality is harsh, and I would be a little nervous as well. Got them dudes shaking in their high priced boots!

Next on MTB4:

Andrea comes back next episode. FINALLY.

Day 26 2nd album.

Dawn sets Q straight "You don't throw chairs"

Is Q really trippen?! FIGHTS, FIGHTS AND MORE FIGHTS!

I think its gonna be a good one!

Watch the episode here:

http://www.mtv.com/videos/making-the-band-4-season-3-ep-10-london-bridges-falling-down/1604459/playlist.jhtml#id=1604459

Chris Brown may be set free!

Mediatakeout.com reported today that due to the laws in California, Chris Brown probably won't get the jail time that so many people are saying will happen to him.

February 12, 2009. While every other news source in the world is speculating that Chris Brown is facing several years in prison for his assault against Rihanna – MEDIATAKEOUT.COM DISAGREES!!! In fact MediaTakeOut.com suspects that Chris Brown will likely serve less than a year in prison for the assault against Rihanna – and he may get off completely!!Many people in the media are speculating that Chris Brown will be brought up on felony domestic battery charge – but HE WON’T!! MediaTakeOut.com discovered that, under California law, Chris Brown CAN NOT be charged with domestic battery. That’s because the domestic battery law only applies to “a spouse, former spouse, cohabitant, former co-habitant, or the mother or father of his or her child.” Since Chris and Rihanna don’t live together (Chris has continuously maintained his own apartment), aren’t married, and don’t have a child together – the law doesn’t apply.So that means that the district attorney’s best chance to prosecute Chris is under the “Crinimal Threat” charge. But according to TMZ, that might not work either. Here’s what they’re reporting:
During [Rihanna and Cris’] argument, he started hitting her. According to the police report, she ordered him to drive her home and "faked a call" to someone, saying things like "He's dropping me off. Make sure the cops are there." Rihanna told cops the fake call enraged Brown. He said something to the effect of "You are really fu**ed up now. I'm going to kill you." This statement is the basis of the criminal threats charge. … As one law enforcement source told us, "It's kinda weak, and the D.A. is not going to prosecute a high profile case like this unless it's solid."That means that Chris Brown will likely only be charged with simple assault (a misdemeanor that carries a 6 month jail time). And given the fact Chris is a first time offender, and that people close to Chris tell MediaTakeOut.com that Rihanna was actively involved in the scuffle – it may be difficult for the prosecution to make any assault charge stick.

Aubrey becomes free for Playboy

Well, If I realized that I was out some thousands of dollars, I think I would shoot for Playboy too.

times might not be as hard, but posing for Playboy definitly makes things a whole lot better!

Ole Charmin' Breed Dudes

Dudes are real soft these days!
let me start off by giving my definition of what 'being soft' is.

Soft is like wearing your feeling on your sleeve for everyone to see.
Soft is catching feelings, other than frienship, quickly. like within a couple of phone conversations.

I'm not soft. And soft people make me sick to my stomach! lol.

Recently I have discovered a new breed of males: The Charmin, just soft dudes. They are soft for no reason at all. They catch these advanced feelings for chicks they know nothing about. Nothing. Gow well do you know a person over the phone? I'm not saying that it is not possible...im just saying it isn't possible for me!
It takes me months to get to the level dudes these days get on in days lol. What's up with that?

Herpes said "Knock You Outtt"

It has been all over the news. Chris Brown turned himself in to the police Sunday after being accused of domestic violence involving Rhianna.

The couple left together in a limo after Clyde Davis' party and someone reported later that night/early morning that they saw Chris hit someone. A female reported the case but left her name out.

It was later discovered that the female was Rhianna and that she had bruises on her face.

Chris Brown later turned himself in and was eventually released on a $50,000 bond.

An "inside source" said that Rhianna is ok.

I heard on the radio that Rhianna had herpes, so, naturally, Chris got upset...and, well, we know how that ended.
I don't know how true that is, but, I guess we shall see as the story unfolds.

Mediatakout.com has all the juicy info!



They got the scope that Rhianna was a jelous girlfriend, and Chris was just plain hostile.

Just now, they reported that

"February 09, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that the police incident report in the Rihanna-Chris Brown assault case claims that Rihanna was "Assaulted With A Deadly Weapon".

Here's how TMZ is reporting it:
Law enforcement sources tell us the crime report calls the incident assault with a deadly weapon -- we do not yet know the nature of the weapon.The crime report gives the victim's name as Robyn Fenty -- that's Rihanna's real name."

The Weather Outside is Trippen...

I think the weather just wants to plawy with our minds.

Yesterday was 70 degrees. Very nive actually.

Yet today, I have on a scarf, a jacket, and a sweater, and a long sleeve; It's 55 degrees.

Maybe the groundhog was wrong.

BUT WAIT!

Tomorrow the weather goes back to 71 degrees!

the Grammy's

It is a little sad that I made sure I could get my shift covered Sunday night just so that I can watch the Grammy's. I found the list of nominees on Grammy.com.

Here are my top categories, and who I'm shouting out is in red!

Album Of The Year

Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends Coldplay
Tha Carter III Lil Wayne
Year Of The GentlemanNe-YoChuck Harmony, Ne-Yo
Raising SandRobert Plant & Alison Krauss
In Rainbows Radiohead

Song of the year:
american boy
Chasing pavements
I'm Yours
Love Song
Viva la vida

(Its a toss up beacause I was rocking to both of those songs hard over the summer.

Best New Artist:

Adele
Duffy
Jonas Brothers
Lady Antebellum
Jazmine Sullivan

(Of course because she freaking rocks! I love the album baby!)

Best female pop vocal performance:

Chasing PavementsAdele Track from: 19[Columbia/XL]
Love SongSara Bareilles Track from: Little Voice[Epic]
MercyDuffyTrack from: Rockferry[Mercury]
Bleeding LoveLeona Lewis [J Records/SYCO Music]
I Kissed A GirlKaty Perry Track from: One Of The Boys[Capitol Records]
So What Pink[LaFace]

(great song, and she goes hard)

Best pop collaboration with vocals:


Lesson Learned Alicia Keys & John MayerTrack from: As I Am[J Records]
4 MinutesMadonna, Justin Timberlake & TimbalandTrack from: Hard Candy[Warner Bros.]
Rich WomanRobert Plant & Alison KraussTrack from: Raising Sand[Rounder]
If I Never See Your Face AgainRihanna & Maroon 5Track from: Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded[Def Jam and also A&M/Octone]
No AirJordin Sparks & Chris BrownTrack from: Jordin Sparks[Jive]

(Hot track, Chris Brown....nuff said)

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance:

Me, Myself And I- Beyonce
Heaven Sent - Keyshia Cole
Spotlight- Jennifer Hudson
Superwoman- alica Keys
Need U Bad- Jazmine sullivan

(tough decision, but I was rocking to that song. the realiest song of 2008. too bad it didn't work when I tried to sing it...ehhh well).

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance:

You're The Only OneEric Benét
Take You Down Chris Brown
Miss IndependentNe-Yo
Can't Help But Wait Trey Songz
Here I Stand Usher

(hmmm...now thats tough one, I love my boy Trey, but "Take You Down" goes so so hard.)


Best R*B song

Bust your windows- Jazmine S.
Customer- Raheem DeVaughn
heaven Sent- Keyshia
Miss Independent- Ne-yo
Spotlight- J. Hudson

(another close one, but I love that song and I may have liked it better than the others.)

Best R&B album:

Love & LifeEric Benét[Friday/Reprise]
Motown: A Journey Through Hitsville USABoyz II Men[Decca Records]
Lay It DownAl Green[Blue Note]
Jennifer HudsonJennifer Hudson[Arista Records]
The Way I See ItRaphael Saadiq[Columbia]

(hmmm...I let them decide)

Best contemporary R&B album:

Growing PainsMary J. Blige[Geffen]
Back Of My Lac'J. Holiday[Capitol Records]
First LoveKarina[Def Jam]
Year Of The GentlemanNe-Yo[Def Jam/Compound]
FearlessJazmine Sullivan[J Records]


Best Rap Solo performance:

Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)...Jay-ZTrack from: American Gangster[Roc-A-Fella]
A MilliLil WayneTrack from: Tha Carter III[Cash Money/Universal Motown]
Paris, TokyoLupe FiascoTrack from: The Cool[1st & 15th/Atlantic]
N.i.*.*.e.r. (The Slave And The Master)NasTrack from: Untitled[Def Jam]
Sexual EruptionSnoop DoggTrack from: Ego Trippin[Geffen] Geffen]

(I mean, who wasn't rockin to that I still do!)

Best Rap Performance by a Duo/Group:

Royal FlushBig Boi Featuring Raekwon And Andre 3000[LaFace]
Swagga Like UsJay-Z & T.I. Featuring Kanye West & Lil Wayne[Roc-A-Fella/Grand
Mr. CarterLil Wayne Featuring Jay-ZTrack from: Tha Carter III
Wish You WouldLudacris Featuring T.I.[DTP]
Put OnYoung Jeezy Featuring Kanye West[Def Jam]

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration:

(is this new?)

American BoyEstelle Featuring Kanye West

LowFlo Rida Featuring T-Pain

Green LightJohn Legend & Andre 3000

Got MoneyLil Wayne Featuring T-Pain

(Due to the fact that they're rich)

Best Rap song:

Lollipop

Low

Sexual Eruption

Superstar

Swagga Like Us

SuperstarLupe Fiasco Featuring Matthew Santos

( Hmm...it would be so wrong to actuall say. When in doubt, go for the richest)

Best Rap Album:

American GangsterJay-Z[Roc-A-Fella]
Tha Carter IIILil Wayne[Cash Money/Universal Motown]
The CoolLupe Fiasco[1st & 15th/Atlantic]
NasNas[Def Jam]
Paper TrailT.I.[Grand Hustle/Atlantic]

Best Short Music Video

Honey: Erykah Badu

Who's gonna save my soul: Gnarls Barkley

Another way to Die: Alicia Keys and jack White

House of Cards: Radio Head

Pork and Beans: Weezer

Etta James says: "I was just kidding"

medaitakeout.com reported today that:

"February 06, 2009. Beyonce’s goons have gotten to singer Etta James – cause now the chick is copping pleas. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Etta James now claims that saying she would kick Beyonce’s azz was ALL A JOKE .Here’s what the NY Daily News is reporting:

"I didn't really mean anything," James said. "Even as a little child, I've always had that comedian kind of attitude. ... That's probably what went into it."

Still, James acknowledged being miffed she wasn't invited to perform her signature song for Obama's first dance with his wife on inauguration night. James said she was "feeling left out of something that was basically mine, that I had done every time you look around."

But that didn’t stop Etta from giving a not-to-subtle jab at Beyonce. MediaTakeOut.com learned that when asked whether she thought she could have sang At Last better than Beyonce, James replied, "I think so. That's a shame to say that."

Get ‘em Etta … Oh and for all of you who think that she was just joking … let’s listen again ..."

Facebook

So, just about 2 seconds ago, I check my facebook account. Everyday there is some kind of notification or invitation request.

I got an invitation to this group called "honesty". Before I accept, I see what is about. Some kind of "2009, lets stop lying about who we are" type mess! I glance to see why in the heck would someone send me this! like..."who made this up?".

Literally, I let out the biggest laugh in the library history because it was "Brontosaurus" who was the female administrator.

My Moment

I am truely having a great day. First thing, no class until 1. Second thing, I turned in my homework a day earlier...yeah, I know, I'm Fantastic!

Anyways, when I arrived at school, I preceeded to the non-decal paying parking lot to find a space. A spotted a girl walking and after signing to her "Are you coming out?", she said yes and showed me the way and pointed to the other side.

As soon as I drove off, this blue car with two darkies in it sped off like they were 5.0. right in front of me. They stopped right behind the girl that motioned me! RIGHT IN FRONT!!!!

As you can tell, I was probably upset and would have said a few words...if my window rolled down. The tape kind of prevents that...but that story is a little depressing, so back to the a-holes...

I had no other choice than to grill the hell out of the first boy that I saw. He looked back...I looked back.....he laughed...I looked back...it could have went on forever, but then I saw the driver.

I looked...he tied his shoe. I got more upset because of his mohawk. FYI...the mohawk is not for everyone!

I looked again...he looked...I looked...he looked shook....lol

After a second or two, the first boy comes back and signals to me that someone on the other side is coming out...

I said "Thank You".

Moral of the story: A mean grill will get you a long way!

Peace & Blessings!

Phelps suspended?!

Again, this morning I'm laying in the bed watching the Daily Buzz. I only caught the end because I got up mad late.

Anyways, they mentioned that Michael Phelps was put on a 3 month suspension for his admitting to smoking weed. And Kellogs dropped Phelps from their campaign! That's crazy! For hitting the bong! Is it really that serious?!

My man Wayne said it best: 'I will support marijiuana any day'. Its nothing wrong with smoking the stuff and Phelps is a prime example...he is a freaking millionaire, an OLYMPIC millionaire.
Who cares if he hits the L every now and then? Its not like it messed up his performance so what's the problem.

Kellogs is lame because they dropped Phelps. I think they were scared of the media and did what they thought wouldn't hurt their sales in a major way.

I think its crap, yeah Phelps broke a lil' rule, but he was already suspended. Then Kellogs had to really throw salt in his game and drop him like a hot potatoe! that's wack!

Big Hooters!

I was watching the Daily Buzz this morning when I was getting ready for the day. Very normal.

They mentioned this lady, Shayla Hershey from Texas who was just acknowledged for her extreme chest. She now sets the world record for the largest breast, 38KKK.

I guess Sheyla takes the popular motto "Everything's big in Texas" very literal! She has had 9 surgeries, the one which she had to travel to the wonderful, wonderful Brazil. There, they have no size limits. Before, she was a 34FFF.

Now, she has 2gallons of silicone sitting on her chest.

I think that is wayyyy too big. Won't she have back problems? Won't she have problems with finding the right clothing? Won't she have trouble putting on her shoes? Hasn't her weight gone up?!

She would probably make BANK at Hooters!

Oh. and her boyfriend paid for most of her surguries, but when it got out of hand, he begged her to stop, she refused and chose a chest full of silicone instead of a man at home.

foxnew.com

Old Skool Joint of The Day

"Iesha" Another Bad Creation.





This song is the greatest and has me weak from beginning to end!
1. the jean jumpsuits that looks like paint is splattered on them (I used to have one)
2. The big hats
3. These little boys trying to holla at the playground. I don't think I was doing that !
4. "We play Nintendo" and "We eat Cereal" had me on the floor!

New computers

Because I am such a library geek, I have some exciting news to share.
There are a couple of new computers!

I practically live in the library. I get here early, go to class, come back and leave a little late. *whewww* that's a long day. It worked for me last semester so here we go again!

Operation Graduation in Full Effect!

Anyways, on the first floor, walk towards the circulation desk and look to your right. There is a line of desk with computers by the window. Further to the back where the scanners are you will find 2 new computers by the wall.

Exciting right?! lol. This is my little secret, so you are welcome!

Peace and Blessings

The Untold: A real peak at Nique

I revealed some things prior to this but THIS, I feel is the juicy stuff!
1. I can count on one hand the number of guys that stuck around longer than 3months.

2. After being in the closet thing to a 'relationship', I despise sleeping alone. Sometimes I have a drink to get me to relax.

3. I love me time but have come to miss the 'we' time.

4. I can see myself alone for the next few years and that's a little frightening.

5. I can also see myself traveling...Brazil is my dream vacation. I would love to visit Iceland too. I want to visit every island in the Carribbean.

6. On the self-confidence scale I used to be about a 2...now I would say a 6. I'm my worst critic.

7. it wasn't unti I told myself that I was beautiful that I became beautiful.

8. I'm hesitant to fall in love because I've seen how bad it can hurt.

9. I wish I wasn't so passive, but again, I've seen how bad it hurts.

10. I try to be the best friend I can be and I don't understand why people feel like they should/need to: lie to, deceive, hurt, ignore, play, or quit me.

11. I am way to nice and I don't know where that comes from.

12. When I'm feelin dude, I don't tell him because I can't stand to come off soft.

13. I'm pretty sure I cannot walk past a mirror, or anything that reflects my image for that matter, without taking a look.

14. I want to grow up and be a big girl, step into womanhood for real.

15. I secretly hope I run into dudes that either I've quit or that have quit me on the days that I feel the flyest, sexiest, and most fantastic.

16. I would tell him: 'I apologize but that was a sign we weren't meant to be. Maybe next lifetime'

17. oh...and 'you changed my way thinking so thanks'.

18. Sex is great! its the best stress reliever ever. and its so much better when we can both laugh and really have fun, and try new places.

19. My dream job is to travel across the world to write reviews for hotels.

20. dream job #2 is to be a nature photographer

21. I aspire to live like a Queen.

22. ill think of more later

"I'm the Ish"

I freakin' love this song. I think I have played it 3 times after it was randomly selected on my ipod...and counting!

A lil' baltimore beat to it takes me back to my younger days. Baltimore clubs like HammerJacks, dancing and having a freakin blast...with not add substance! *whaaaaa* is she trippen.
Anyways...great song!

I hate lame people

Lame people bother the crap out of me. Its like a disease that they have for being so lame.
What makes a lame person. Well, let me think about this first.

A dude is lame to me when he is too fly for his own good and he knows it. What makes him lame is that is so consumed in his own thoughts of himself that he doesn't recognize that he is being lame.
A dude is also lame to me when they quit me or one of my besties. There is no real explanation. I just hate to get quit lol.
A dude is lame when he thinks he's the hottest things since the ipod, and he's really not. He's the type that gets real upset when a fly chick doesn't want to talk to him.

A chick is lame when she things she is cute, and she is not. I will acknowledge a fly chick, no homo, so I'm no hater.
A chick is also lame when she is a hoe on the H.I. If you do you what you do keep it on the hush

People in general are lame when they lie and cheat.

This girl in the library is lame because she talks loud on her cellphone like she at her crib.

New LV collection

Louis Vuitton has a new addition to its collection; the Stephen Sprouse. The stuff is hot, bright, loud, and limited. The items went on sale Jan. 9th so I'm not sure how poppin it is in the streets. the items include:

• Vuitton Keepall



• Sneaker boots



• pumps



• sunglasses



• wristbands & headbands



• coin purses and wallets



• graffiti leggings









• a mackintosh raincoat featuring graffiti lining





• long-sleeve neon minidress

Marc Jacobs was a big fan of the late Stephen Sprouse, fashion designer and artist. Sprouse's mix of street and high-fashion created the unique graffitti line of clothing he became oh-so famous for in the 1980's. they worked together designing unique fashions for the Louis Vuitton Spring/summer 2001 collection.

Those dang octuplets

The other day I wrote about the lady who had the octuplests in California. She already had 6 children, now she has a total of 14!

She is definitly a hot commodity in the streets right now and she plans to use that to her advantage! She is requesting $2million dollars for each interview she does!

...did you say $2million dollars?!

Crazy! This single mother plans to start a new career as a television childcare expert and would likely use the money towards that.

I would love to know where the "baby's daddy" is.

I probably would have packed my bags too and dipped. :)

I do believe God does not put more on a person than they cannot bear, so this lady will be truely blessed.

Miley Cyrus

Why is everyone all in Miley Cyrus' grill?!

She is in "hot water" for yet another photo. This time, she has on all her clothing, but her and her friends are slanting their eyes resembling Asian's....REALLY?!

The media is saying that she and her friends are mocking the Asian culture and many of her Asian-American fans and adorers are U.P.

Ms. Cyrus even went as far as apologizing and saying she felt "embarrassed".

BOOOOOOOOO MILEY CYRUS! lol. I'm not saying mocking is right, but people are blowing this whole thing out of proportion...once again! Leave this little girl alone!

Ballin'!

ok. so my place, back in Md. got jacked. They got a lot out of the deal too, some real good merchandise...all that. this was all friday night, the 30th.

Today, I call my Mom just to say hi, or as she likes to put it, 'for nothing'. anyways, she tells me just bought a new one...this is Tuesday

My first reaction was to throw up my hand in the air and break my wrist...'BALLIN'.

THIS JUST IN! Paris just confirmed that it was true. Baller status in full power! her first reaction was an exact match.

what I would say to the police...really say.

why do police men ask questions they know the answer to?
we are watching 'vice squad'. its a show about the police who investigate and then raid the houses. the people usually have some kind of narcotics, marijuana and such.

after showing the drugs being found in the white hamper, they show the police talking to the guy. the police asked him for the second time, 'where are the drugs?'
I would have said: 'didnt you just send those dogs and police in my house? you tell me where the drugs are!'

The boy in one vehicle ran southbound when the police stopped them. When he was caught the police asked him. 'Why did you run?' the guy didn't get the chance to reply before the cop yelled 'SHUT UP'

"Sticky Face" is not Trey?!

I was shocked when I read this....the very explicit "sticky face" that was sent all over the internet a couple of months ago is not TREY SONGZ.

D2 music management released a statement saying that Trey nor any of their affiliates has anything to do with the song.

Posted to MediaSyndicate.com (Jan 30, 2009 - 10:09 AM) : "Sticky Face" record being promoted across the internet has no affiliation to Trey Songz or his Camp. The original source for the song is unknown at this time!

I have been rockin to it for months, and it definitly sounds like him...but....hmm...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact:Nicole Pierce cnicolepr@gmail.com (USA- January 29, 2009)- A song titled “Sticky Face” is being passed along online as a Trey Songz single of Which Trey And His Team Has No Affiliation With. It has been brought to the attention of Trey Songz and D2 Music Management, that there is a record going around on the internet using Trey’s name for unknown purposes. The record can be heard on Youtube, Limewire, Zshare along with many ezines and blogsites. The “Sticky Face” record is not associated with Trey Songz or his camp. On behalf of management we ask that all websites and/or blogs to please remove Treys name off of the record in anyway. The original source of the record is unknown at this time. Trey is currently in the studio recording his third studio album and is appreciative of all the support he receives from his fans. To keep up with Trey Songz and all he’s doing please check him out on MySpace at www.myspace.com/treysongz or check out his personal website: www.treysongz.com.

Day and Night Freestyle

Its Songz baby! I love this dude!

His mixtape game is crazy. the latest is the Kanye West "Day and Night"

http://www.zshare.net/audio/54847721a60d65d4/

50 cent and Rick Ross: I just found out

Apparently there is drama with 50 cent and Rick Ross. last "hip hop beef" I paid attention was that of Jay Z and Nas...I'm pretty sure that was historical...but on the other hand...

who really cares about 50 cent and Rick Ross. I'm not really a fan of both, though I do have some Ross in my ipod...("boss" is hot).

No one really knows how the beef all started, and with my research, I have found that Ross made a song, Mafia Music, that was basically dissing 50.

"I love to pay ya bills, can't wait to pay ya rent/ Curtis Jackson baby mama, I ain't looking for a cent/ Burn the house down/You gotta buy another/ Don't forget the gas can, jealous, stupid muthaf----r." MTV.com

see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtZ9G20o2E

lol..and 50's mad about that? come on dude....is all the drama really worth it. 5 days later, 50 dropped his rebuttal diss "Officer Ricky":

"Must've thought he knocked me out like Kimbo," the G-Unit General adds. "Officer Ricky radio for backup/ See your a-- anyway, you know I'm gonna act up/ You wanna play with me when I don't wanna play?/ Have my n---as whip the skin off your a-- in broad day/ Screaming, 'Boss,' n---a , you ain't a boss/ Pu--- n---a, you're lost/ Listen, Officer Ross."

At the end when 50 talks over the beat as usual, I find out that Weezy called out to battle Eminem....WHO LISTENS TO EMINEM! and why does Eminem think he's hotter than Wayne?

When was the last alb....know what...I can't even name an Eminem record.

The first thing that comes to mind with Eminem is the "Renegade" joint he did with Jay Z...thats it!

Moving on from that candy...

MTV reported that in an interview, 50 said : "This n---a is an appetizer," 50 says of his new beef with Rick Ross. "Where you at, Wayne? You're the full course meal, Wayne. You awfully quiet."

*literally laughs out loud*

Rick Ross then came out and said that he was "not impressed" with "Officer Ricky" which should be an insult towards 50! then...being the BOSS that he is said over the radio that:

"We all gonna act like we didn't hear that," Ross told Shade45 morning host Angela Yee on Friday morning (January 30). "We gonna give him 48 hours. Time to come up with another one!"

He then said that he was "positive" that was not his response....Ross said he planned to exchange words with 50 at the BET awards, but 50 "dissappointed" him and he walked away.

In an interview with 50, he called Rick Ross "unimportant" and claimed he didn't even remember seeing him! lol.

50 exchanged some more words on his website, even posting a comical video of 50 cent in jail and Ross serving as the correctional officer. 50 taunts Ross "officer ricky" Rude...but I'll admit, its funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27nrTFyyT0

Just yesterday, 50 came out with some words and even a video on his website thisis50.com dissing the Miami native as well. I don't know if this is when the video came out of 50 interviewing Ross' baby mama, and taking her shopping for a fur coat and some Gucci shoes...but yeah he did.

50 said Ricks mom looked like the nutty professor.

the baby mama is a snitch, she told all the business. But hey, maybe she's a little bitter because he's "rich" and she is an exotic dancer....hmmm....

At the end of the video, 50 refers to the whole beef situation as "fun"....

today, the 3rd, the MTV headline reads: 50 Cent, Rick Ross Beef It Up On New York Radio
Ross calls 50 'Curly'; 50 predicts 'total havoc' to come

50 got on the airwaves on hot97 Monday night to explain to the world how Ross won't be able to "recover" from what he had done....which...well...doesn't seem like much to me.

Wait...I forgot about the cartoon, I would wanna fight about that too!

But thats all he really has to go off on because Ross isn't even mad about the baby mama thing. He claimed he knew that "Kemp" was travelling to see 50 and that he wouldn't stand in the way of her making money w/him....

Rick Ross then easily called 50"a parody of hip-hop" "Curly" and said that "Mafia Music" ended his non -billboard- topping -in- years career.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1604175/20090203/50_cent.jhtml

chicks I LOVE! No Homo!

oK. so I have decided to express my infatuation with some sorts of beautiful women. I love to look a beautiful person, specifically beautiful women because beauty comes in many different forms.

I discovered my love for Lauren London a little late. I saw her in some videos, some movies...and thought to myself "whats the hype about?" I never thought she was all that and I can't really think of what sparked my interest, but she's one of the baddest, I understand now fellas!

I also love Selita Ebanks, Vickies model. she is currently in the 2008 sports illustrated calendar, and yes I have it! Again, I just fell in love with her beauty as it is so inticing! Check her photo in the calendar...nuff said!

Thats all for now...Im sure there will be some future developments.

Octuplets anyone?!

when I first heard the story of the lady with the octuplets, I was wondering what the big 'WHUP" was about...ok...so she had 8 kids...good for her.

but then I found out that she had 6 kids prior to that.

For those not that great in math, that is a total of 14 KIDS!

I know, child birth is a blessing and all, but I will have this lady in my prayers. I can't imagin dealing with one newborn, but 8...at one time! that is just crazy. Alot of people in the news has been saying that they feel sorry for her because of the future.

I wouldn't be too worried because she has been on special after special after special and people in cases like her get things handed to them, so whats to feel sorry for?

I guess when they are no longer cute and they transform into rebellious teenagers...

read the full story on yahoo.com http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090127/ap_on_re_us/calif_octuplets

handicap thief

COLUMBUS, Ga. – Columbus police arrested a man in a wheelchair after he allegedly stole a woman's purse early Saturday and then spit in an officer's face. Police said a 51-year-old man approached a 49-year-old woman who was reclining on a couch in the lobby of their apartment building with her brown purse beside her.
Police said the man took the purse and tried to get away but the woman yelled at him to return the purse and it was recovered. The man got into an elevator and went to his room but was arrested for robbery a short time later.
Two officers took the man to a medical center for treatment. Police said the man then insulted the weight of one officer and then cursed and spit in his face.
The man was charged with obstruction of an officer and was released from the Muscogee County Jail later that day.

Information from new.yahoo.com http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090203/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_robber_2

Work

I really hate going to work. And I feel like its going to be one of those nights where I am just going to go crazy.

It's gonna take some time for me to hype myself up so that I'll have a not so bad night...

anyways...HOoters, I'm there tonight...are you?

Club Night

I had so much fun last friday at club Entourage!

Us Hooter's Hunnies turned the place out when we pulled up in our limo and stepped out in our red . In celebration of the birthday girl, Crystal!

We had a nice time, popped some bottles, had some drinks. Unfortunatly, some chicks had wayy too much fun with the drinks, but how fun is a night if you don't remember most of it?